matterofawesome:

thecandlewasters:

They’re back.

I’m getting a “The Watch” t-shirt asap. These two deserve all my love.

They’re just so delightfully odd. 

Anonymous said: Dearest Man, my darling husband and I recently recovered from a mild cold this past week. While I was uncomfortable, I found that the daily pressures of keeping house and tending to the children made it difficult to rest—and yet, my darling beloved was laid absolutely low, near death's door, by his own reckoning. Can you explain to this tender-hearted female why it is that men seem to be stricken with such severity of ailments? Is there such a thing as a "Man Cold?" —Perplexed in Portland

ask-a-man:

Dear Perplexed,

A “Man Cold”? Oh, dear. No wonder you are perplexed; this is not how language works. One never labels the male version of things as a “Man” thing. One only labels the female version of the cold. Male is assumed; male is default. Women, although half the population, must be assumed to be an aberration.

Now, having established proper nomenclature, we may discuss the “Lady Cold” that you experienced. Clearly, as a Female, it was your duty—and, I am sure, your pleasure—to administer to your husband. Your “Lady Cold” is proof that you are all that is godly and natural.

And what could be more natural than to have you serve a man who wished to take a well-deserved rest from the hustle and bustle of every day life? Yes, Perplexed, give thanks that your robust constitution allowed you to do your duty as wife—to serve your husband in his time of malingering.

Yours truly,
Stephen Shaughnessy
Default Man

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greatestvoyagehistoryofplastic:

NMTD/Princess Bride AU

Courtesy of clavisa and aeternamente

Oh my god this is EXCELLENT.

Do we have a Watch appreciation gifset yet? Also, I’d love to hear people’s headcanons about them! 

greatestvoyagehistoryofplastic:

aeternamente:

clavisa replied to your post “Stealing this gif from borntofangirl1996’s post because omg. Please…”

Is anyone else getting “as you wiiiiishhhh” from this scene?

YES YES ALL OF THE YES.

(What we’re obviously missing here is the shot that follows this of Balthazar tumbling down the hill after him.)

"OH MY DEAR SWEET PEDRO, WHAT HAVE I DONE!"

#this amuses me #Ursula should be inigo because of reasons #nmtd

"My name is Ursula of Messina. You used too much shakycam. Prepare to die."

SOMEONE PLEASE FIC AN NMTD/PRINCESS BRIDE AU

aeternamente:

thecandlewasters:

Check out the long-awaited trailer for NMTD!

ASFHSK:LDJFASKKKKJFKHSFKHGADJFKSKFH THIS IS SO PERFECT YOU GUYS I CAN’T. GO WATCH IT GO WATCH IT NOW EVEN IF—NO ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON’T WATCH NMTD.

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